A recent government study found that the letter “C” in the word, “indicted” is utterly useless and unnecessary. Democrats originally proposed leaving it to the people to choose whether or not they will continue to use the letter “C.” Republican leaders railed against the plan, claiming it would lead to untold deaths and possibly, the end of America as we know it. Republicans accused Democrats of being socialists for proposing such a bill, which they say is nothing short of adhocracy. Senate Democrats responded by offering a compromise plan similar to the one leading Republicans supported in the early 90’s. This plan would include a government mandate requiring all uses of the word “indicted” to remove the letter “C.” Republicans are now saying the plan is unconstitutional and that it would lead to dogs marrying aliens. Stalemate ensued, nothing was accomplished and no one was indicted.
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